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North Korea Preps for Nuclear Weapons Test While Obama on Asian Tour
Sat Apr 26, 2014
In reply to: The Daily Weasel #1.7 Yeah, and there's also talk that unicorn farts smell like Chanel No. 5. What say you give it all a rest, Dr. Strangelove, please. Go catch a movie, take a springtime stroll, head out for a lovely meal, anything but more sabre-rattling disguised as "edif …
How Spain Ended Up With a Town Called 'Kill Jews'
Sat Apr 26, 2014
Intolerance... another lovely "gift that keeps on giving," courtesy of the Catholic church. Remember, they're the "one true church"! Just ask them! Bah.
Up in Arms: Georgia Governor To Sign Controversial Gun Bill Wednesday
Tue Apr 22, 2014
In reply to: Brian35897 #1.26 Funny. From here, it looks like Georgia is making a bold bid to usurp Texas as the most mindless state in the Union.
Republicans Heighten Criticism of Obama's Ukraine Response
Sun Mar 9, 2014
"Dick Cheney: Putin Believes Obama Is 'Weak'" Wait, what?? Doomsday Dick is back with another load of his feckless Fox fodder? I mean, didn't he die like three or four times already? That settles it. We need a sharp stake, a headsman's axe, and about 8 bulbs of garlic. And don't forget y …
16th-Century Manual Shows 'Rocket Cat' Weaponry
Thu Mar 6, 2014
I must needs take issue with Mr. Fraas' translation. While Helm was a master at artillery, he was also functionally illiterate. Hence, in the color plate depicted in this story, Helm, attempting to convey the word "incendiary," used instead the term "fartenblasten." Thus, the devic …
Massachusetts Court Rules Upskirt Photos Not a Crime
Wed Mar 5, 2014
In reply to: Colour Me Free #1.8
Snowboarder Caused Montana Avalanche That Buried Three
Fri Feb 28, 2014
"Authorities were investigating, and the snowboarder hadn't been identified or charged Saturday evening." Just check Facer or Twitbook, or whatever the hell those anti-social "looka me, looka what I did" sites are; you know, the ones that distance us farther from actual personal or voice contact wit …
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Vetoes Anti-Gay Bill
Wed Feb 26, 2014
Wait just a minute, here. Jan Brewer, John McCain, AND Citizen Romney all advocating doing the right thing? It's enough to make your head explode. Must be the 6th sign of the Apocalypse. Or we've collided with an alternate universe and picked up passengers...
What a Way to Go: New Species of Mammal Kills Itself With Sex
Mon Feb 24, 2014
"... males mate for hours at a time with many females."
Delta Apologizes for Telling Breastfeeding Mom to Cover Up
Mon Feb 24, 2014
In reply to: Moonrocks #27 Moon, you might want to dump this post and go to the story you wanted to post on, which was just below this story on the MSN lineup. Hey, it happens. No snottiness intended.
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